Croydon's battered library system has not been exactly the envy of the world recently, closing six branch libraries and handing over the rest to be managed by John Laing Integrated Services, promising - you guessed it - investment in IT services.
They finally took over three weeks ago, and just had time to put all the library staff in uniforms, before - hey presto! - they were bought by the service company Carillion.
Nobody seems to have informed the council of this, least of all Carillion, and there are now said to be 'discussions', which is only to be expected when you suddenly find your libraries are being run by a company you haven't actually chosen.
My family just spent the first day of the half-term wandering around library branches in search of a particular book (don't ask!). Their reaction, having eventually found the book in the central library was this:
Where on earth are all the books?
Thornton Heath Library has been recently redesigned at vast expense by architects FAT, but - as Sarah said when she arrived back - we've got more books in our house than they have.
I have noticed over the years that one of the first signs of a failing school is when the books start disappearing, usually replaced by gleaming computers - though there are precious few of these in the libraries either. It is a wholesale replacement of content with process, precisely the same disease which public services suffered from during the New Labour years.
So how are we to understand the news, revealed today by Apple chief executive Tim Cook, that sales of iPads to UK schools doubled in the last year (though Apple's profits are still falling)?
My nine-year-old has been remarking at his primary school about how there are now iPads everywhere, so something strange is going on.
So. Is this another example of the replacement of content with process, in a way that even McKinsey would approve of? Or is it an early warning sign that UK schools are going the same way as UK libraries - a hollowing out leading to a decline?
And before you accuse me of cynicism, ask yourself where the money is coming from. Was the Pupil Premium really intended to prop up Apple's profits?
Dirk Bogarde interviewed in 1975
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